Let me start this by using the obvious [not] me... I did [not] have my own blog disabled because blogspot thinks it's spam. I am [not] checking it frequently to see if it is back up again. I have [not] taken over my husbands blog. I do [not] really think they should be combined since his is Mikarts FAMILY. It's just that I do[not] like my blog better than his. (How do I word that so I say that mine is better than his??)
I did [not] go completely lazy for the last two weekends and not clean my house thoroughly. I did [not] jump for joy when Mark decided he would mop the floor this week! I do [not] have a huge back-log of cleaning items - that I so neatly sorted using Travis's Spring Clean Year Round system.
I am [not] in this huge renovation kick. Ok, actually, I'm not - I just want to be... I did [not] drive Mark absolutely nuts with all these plans and ideas. I do [not] want to get rid of the carpet in the bedrooms. I am [not] tired of cleaning poop off carpet. However, I am [not] the greatest poop-carpet cleaner ever! I was [not] completely over said carpet when the dog got in on the carpet-pooping action. I am [not] writing about poop in my husband's blog. Nope, not me!
I am [not] disappointed that my Mephisto clog's only went for $15 bucks on Ebay! The last pair of Mephistos did [not] go for $92. I am [not] contemplating taking the boys to the Bargin Barn this afternoon for more bargins. I have [not] struck out the last few times. I am [not] a bad mother because I'm choosing Goodwill over the playground... On that same vein, I'm [not] choosing to blog over getting dinner prepared.
This is a pretty mild list, I am [not] sure there is more that I can deny... But how do you top poop and carpet? Can you tell I teach middle school????